Monday, July 6, 2009

How to stay safe in the world...


 

How to stay safe in the world today.

1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
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2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.


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3. Avoid walking on streets or footpaths because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.


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4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.


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5. Of the remaining 33%-

 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So, above all else, avoid hospitals.


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BUT,
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders..
Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be
At any given point in time is at church!


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And....Bible study is safe too.
The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.



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So, for SAFETY'S sake -
Attend church, and read your Bible.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, "God always sends rainbows...
after the rain".

 

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